You say? https://t.co/NjjaNm6ycspic.twitter.com/qaes7hI8HB
— Dhaboy 😎 (@dhaboy01) October 22, 2025
My aunt got a divorce 2 days ago cause her husband cheated on her. Today, she Showed up to the family function with her new man & random kids. When ppl asked about her husband, she kept responding "Who?" LOL…. the energy sis im crying 😭😭
— 💗 (@ma1ybe) October 17, 2025
I love smart women because the dots need to connect. You can’t say you want children but there’s no mention of said children or fatherhood in your dreams and goals. It’s because you are expecting the mother to do all the hard labour. The signs are always there, ladies 💕 https://t.co/oB5oZNqZCo
— hello kitty 🎀 (@Imioly) October 19, 2025
Get pregnant and show them how it’s done sir. https://t.co/31pHlyXnVm
— ☆ (@_fwowen) October 22, 2025
My sister’s boyfriend passed out while she was giving birth yesterday and when he woke up, one nurse said “ you just had to make it about you”😭😭
— Dave (@tufdave) October 21, 2025
my coworker got fired so ima eat the snacks she left in the fridge pic.twitter.com/IacxZ8FTpO
— ً (@cryst6ls) October 22, 2025
Earlier a coworker said she had been considering the name “Pearl” for her daughter, “but,” she said, “that’s the name of the daughter in…” and we both said “the scarlet letter” as my other coworker said “spongebob.”
— your cousin Vinny (@muddaub) October 23, 2025
I was in a job interview the manager handed me his laptop and said..
— Essie (@EcEssie) October 20, 2025
" I want you to try and sell this to me.""
So I put it in my bag and walked out of the building and went home.
Eventually he called me and said "Bring it back here right now!!"
I said "it is 30k."
this is exactly what i would say if i ran a colored pencil shop for 30 years and i had no idea where each one of the thousands of pencils was https://t.co/s4AdMYrj05
— behold the riant anthropoid (@spitemeter) October 21, 2025
Just got back home after two weeks of traveling to see I left the lights on in my apartment. pic.twitter.com/nx2UCaE3bp
— Nae (@NaesCloset) October 21, 2025
