wondering if I should book a session with this girl who was awful to me all throughout high school and is now a therapist & tell her she's the reason i wanted to d ie at the age of like 14 because that sounds like an interesting way to spend ur sunday afternoon
— dushmanoevsky (@chonkychihuahua) November 15, 2025
today I used a wire I’ve kept in my box of cables since 2011. please applaud pic.twitter.com/JRUE94A9IT
— Peyman Milanfar (@docmilanfar) November 15, 2025
Was eating fries and fully bit into my finger thinking it was one pic.twitter.com/JqExq9Qe0s
— sel 🐺 (@anakin813) November 15, 2025
when i’m enjoying a movie but then i remember i have a literal bachelor degree in film so now i gotta hate it pic.twitter.com/ZRHWsEGMSg
— jimmy (@jimsweatshirt) November 16, 2025
vet couldn’t believe she was 19 until he verified it on her microchip. my gorgeous vampiric queen pic.twitter.com/NOkNg2yusl
— emily (@cicadaxxseason) November 18, 2025
books are so cool because there are NO FUCKING ADS IN THEM
— blue (@bluewmist) November 17, 2025
I've never seen a more apple looking apple pic.twitter.com/nr2qd2UsNj
— val 💢 DISPATCH NERD (@visimech) November 20, 2025
Quand on a découvert que c’était un violeur ça vous a pas autant chamboulé. Ça en dit long sur vous aussi. https://t.co/k1BUOdE5AW
— Lili ✊🏼 (@ohleshistoires) November 20, 2025
Les députés ont 19 semaines de congés payés par an.
— Duval Philippe (@p_duval) November 20, 2025
Les députés ont un taux d'absentéisme record.
Et il faudrait cacher les images des bancs vides pour ne pas les "stigmatiser" ???
Vous êtes en plein naufrage @YaelBRAUNPIVEThttps://t.co/sCFNNLkWa2
Et dans le même temps ses semblables se succèdent à la télé pour stigmatiser « l’absentéisme » des salariés malades https://t.co/tYo3aWzSxh
— Nicolas Framont (@NicolasFramont) November 20, 2025
