why didn't anyone warn them! https://t.co/JQv1oNl9yq
— cara.city elsewhere (@caraesten) September 20, 2023
I got a new vacuum but I can't vacuum because I don't want to dirty my new vacuum so yeah I know a thing or two about grown up problems
— Helleanor Rigby (@Mom_Overboard) September 17, 2023
"Welcome to Fight Club" I say to no one. Because I respect the rules
— Pessimus Prime respawn edition (@_pessimusprime) September 17, 2023
Reasons for swimming probably has the most dramatic tempo change of any list. It goes:
1) Fun
2) Exercise
3) Desperately trying not to die— Andrew Nadeau (@TheAndrewNadeau) September 20, 2023
My 3yo plays a version of hide-and-seek where if you find her, she cries.
— Laura Marie (@lmegordon) September 18, 2023
Took my 6 y/o daughter to a college football game and my dream of turning her into a fan quickly faded when she asked to go home in the first quarter because “we just watched this game on TV last week.”
— NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) September 18, 2023
Getting older is watching more and more of the people in your life do half-marathons
— Friend of Paddington (@TommyBoyce13) September 17, 2023
Mdr au bar on commande et on demande au serveur si c’est encore happy hour et il sort « allez je vous le fais, je ferme les yeux » je lui rappelle qu’il est 19H57 et il rép « sur ma machine à paiement il est 20H02 » mdr excuse-moi je savais pas qu’on fonctionnait en heure TPE
— 🥨 (@madamebretzel) September 11, 2023
Au resto : c’est possible d’avoir une carafe d’eau svp?
Serveur : ah non on fait pas ça ici
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A deux doigts de lui sortir : vous avez de l’eau ? Une carafe ? Ba vous mettez de l’eau dans la carafe ça fait une carafe d’eau— HarleyQuinn🦊 (@Poison_Vesper) June 10, 2023
Kees Scherer.
Serveur à la terrasse d'un café
1959. Paris
Bon petit déjeuner! pic.twitter.com/dwOksedOaP— Paname Paris (@ParisAMDParis) August 21, 2023
