all my apes gone https://t.co/8k80Sp2OE7 pic.twitter.com/yWupNvIcTD
— Neb | 🏳️🌈 (@NebsGoodTakes) September 21, 2023
Ahhhhh wtf this sucks, I paid £9348234 for this mf https://t.co/XFzAqDowb4 pic.twitter.com/D6nQcv62JY
— Sooz Kempner, so-called "comedian" (@SoozUK) September 20, 2023
Selling them an NFT of the world’s smallest violin https://t.co/7Ctnq9UEeK
— Tom Jamieson (@jamiesont) September 20, 2023
Aside from literally everyone on Earth, who could have predicted this? https://t.co/RdBS4K7Yep
— Thought Slime (@ThoughtSlime) September 20, 2023
why didn't anyone warn them! https://t.co/JQv1oNl9yq
— cara.city elsewhere (@caraesten) September 20, 2023
I got a new vacuum but I can't vacuum because I don't want to dirty my new vacuum so yeah I know a thing or two about grown up problems
— Helleanor Rigby (@Mom_Overboard) September 17, 2023
"Welcome to Fight Club" I say to no one. Because I respect the rules
— Pessimus Prime respawn edition (@_pessimusprime) September 17, 2023
Reasons for swimming probably has the most dramatic tempo change of any list. It goes:
1) Fun
2) Exercise
3) Desperately trying not to die— Andrew Nadeau (@TheAndrewNadeau) September 20, 2023
My 3yo plays a version of hide-and-seek where if you find her, she cries.
— Laura Marie (@lmegordon) September 18, 2023
Took my 6 y/o daughter to a college football game and my dream of turning her into a fan quickly faded when she asked to go home in the first quarter because “we just watched this game on TV last week.”
— NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) September 18, 2023