I know this sounds corny and cringey and naive and whatever, but Dolly Parton felt like America when it was trying to be the place it promised to be.
— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) August 25, 2026
a reminder to live like Dolly Parton: be kind to people, and showcase your large breasts. ❤️
— dannica (@dannarebb) August 25, 2026
i’ve never lived in a world without dolly parton it’s like the sun exploded
— allie (@odelllrry) August 25, 2026
we should all get a day off work. there’s been a death in the family.
— Shannon (@shannonpurser) August 25, 2026
extremely kind of Dolly to die on a tuesday so all the drag queens have time to prepare their numbers for this weekend
— rory 💜 (@roryrouxlay) August 25, 2026
I beat his record too, in my car. Surely that's just as valid? https://t.co/BHLU9YSxkn
— Tony Martin (@mrtonymartin) August 25, 2026
Usain Bolt did not run into a wall at the end & explode Advantage: HUMANITY
— Catbus (@catbus.phd)2026-08-24T21:50:40.174Z
I am genuinely puzzled why a machine moving faster than a human is supposed to be a thing of wonder. We figured this out in the steam age. https://t.co/CKSlkkQJkH
— Niall Stanage (@NiallStanage) August 22, 2026
Usain Volt https://t.co/TeRcg6JFL9
— 𖦏 MORTHARĪDO 𖦏 (@LKNosferat) August 23, 2026
Tant de jus de cervelle et d'équipement gaspillés pour inventer le robot qui court comme s'il avait super envie de chier.
— Cubidou (@cubidou.eurosky.social)2026-08-25T07:34:07.903Z
