Can we actually get AI to pick plastic out of the ocean, or do all the robots have to become screenwriters?
— 𝙤𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧★ (@olivvrszn) September 28, 2026
Someone asked if I was ready for the fall and it took me a second to realize they meant autumn and not the total collapse of society.
— Nux (@mherlihy0816) September 22, 2026
Barber asked me if i was working today and I said yeah mate you? didn’t speak for the rest of the cut pic.twitter.com/wI2gtkUD3g
— SS (@Sxkariya) September 24, 2026
gnocchi is so good it almost makes you believe there are italians in heaven
— suri (@suricidal) September 22, 2026
Can we make a reality show where boomers have to apply for jobs in 2026 using their own advice and see how quickly they have a mental breakdown?
— 𝙤𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧★ (@olivvrszn) September 21, 2026
my mother doesnt understand that the reason so many trans people kill themselves after transitioning isn't because they hate their new bodies but because everyone hates them
— Bujo (@cestlavieeeee_7) September 27, 2026
On vit dans une mauvaise blague
— Docteur Bagarre (@docteurbagarre.bsky.social)2026-10-02T05:24:13.555Z
Quand je dis qu'ils n'ont RIEN COMPRIS. Les lycéens perdent 10% de leurs heures de cours à cause du manque de profs. Ils RÉCLAMENT des enseignants. Ils VEULENT avoir cours.Réponse : "ouais on supprime 1600 postes".
— Padre Pio (@padrepio.bsky.social)2026-10-02T04:08:25.559Z
Les étudiants bloquent leurs lycées pour demander plus de professeurs.
— Wcrt L (@L_Wcrdt) October 1, 2026
Le gouvernement répond par la répression et annonce la suppression de plus de 1.500 postes d'enseignants…
Ce gouvernement crache à la figure de la jeunesse. https://t.co/SPxh6YV5KX
les lycéens vous avez pas assez cassé https://t.co/4aJSBc2jFG
— nazim | p3r era (@_naziimm) October 1, 2026
