Cave divers with 3 kids and a loving wife when they hear about a cave called Lucifer’s asshole pic.twitter.com/lMbTRvj5Jb

— Dad (@achiever4L) September 23, 2026

Somebody I went to high school with messaged me out of nowhere to thank me for the relationship advice I used to give him and he wanted to invite me to his wedding because his fiancee is the same girl I gave him the advice for pic.twitter.com/YWnNX9M2Lf

— Will (@WillxValentine) September 25, 2026

Me during World War III fighting for China because I accepted all of Temu’s terms and conditions without reading them: pic.twitter.com/lY60l42eOD

— Ƙŵɓñ🦅 (@akokc_dark0) September 27, 2026

When the PC freezes on a betting site at work while HR is coming 😭 pic.twitter.com/xCIDYPDvW6

— 4KAS (@Iam_4kas) September 22, 2026

I asked the guys at my favorite Mexican restaurant if they’re making fun of me in Spanish and they said yes and now they just make fun of me in English.

— 𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 (@MoMohler) September 26, 2026

I fucking love people who become more themselves with age. Stranger taste. Clearer boundaries. Louder laugh. Less interest in impressing random people. Watching somebody slowly stop auditioning for the world is fucking beautiful.

— diva (@divaagurlxw) September 26, 2026

Put my phone on dnd for 5 hours and the only notiflication I got was a rejection mail for a job I applied to yesterday pic.twitter.com/nbW7KnZmGQ

— Yad Checxz (@YadChecxz) September 22, 2026

I love when you hand a dog a treat and they are like, thanks, I'll be having this in the other room.
Excuse me

— kiesha (@kiesha9i) September 28, 2026

I actually used cash today at the store. Might chop some wood later…
May even ride the horse into town to get provisions

— ☆Stacey☆ (@StaceyB_1980) September 26, 2026

crazy story today my parents randomly ran into the person who let my dad borrow a pen to write my moms number when they first met in 1991

— j for jalese alv (@gatosburritos) September 28, 2026