Making men wear condoms not for any safety reason just so that they enjoy it less
— Juggalo Jesus (@da_porgy) April 19, 2026
Any time I open a can I get harassed by the council until I prove it isn’t tuna pic.twitter.com/9uGFLm5ws2
— The Fruit Basket Cats (@FruitBasketCats) April 19, 2026
Did you know? Whenever a horse has an emergency with its eye, and needs to be kept in the dark to protect it — the easiest and most common solution is to have them wear a bra. pic.twitter.com/TJv0YjLht4
— Lunar & Sunny 🐴 (@lunarandsunny) April 21, 2026
when I was 10 years old my dad looked at me and went “you’re probably old enough to watch The Ring, right?” and I went “definitely” and boy was I not qualified to make that particular judgement call https://t.co/QBaXzYusir
— Janel Comeau 🍁 (@VeryBadLlama) April 19, 2026
staring at the birds with my cat so he knows i care about his interests
— hunter (@3gpmh) April 18, 2026
"i can see your bra"
— miia (@miiagarro) April 21, 2026
good it was fucking expensive
forgive me karl marx for i have bought
— hunter (@3gpmh) April 20, 2026
NO MATTER HOW MATURE YOU ARE, MEOWING BACK AT CATS IS PERMANENT.
— ً (@omgsidewalks) April 18, 2026
growing up with a pediatrician meant dad would pause tv shows to be like “that’s not a newborn, that baby is 4 months tops” and I’d be like yeah dad, they don’t take fresh gooey infants straight to tv sets 😭
— katie (@katefeetie) April 18, 2026
If the Earth were flat, cats would have pushed everything over the edge already.
— Doc (@DocAtCDI) April 21, 2026
