My son is so strict 😭😭
— Elizabeth Gaskell stan account (@Ms_Ojo) November 7, 2025
He’s helping his sister with her assignment, and he’s so serious about it. When she gets an answer right, he tells her to clap for herself and says things like, “Louder, I can’t hear you!”
Meanwhile, this same boy absolutely hates doing assignments too.
Phones used to be packed with free earphones 😂 pic.twitter.com/uHsSqEMgiW
— MULEMBE (@Omulembe) November 8, 2025
— 𝗚𝗿𝗮𝗰𝗲. (@graciell__) November 8, 2025
The human brain is so fascinating, it operates 24/7 from the day we were born and only stops when you're writing an exam or talking to someone attractive
— Jett 🜲 (@iky_fwjett) November 9, 2025
So sad that this generation of white boys cope with loneliness by turning into incels… whatever happened to sitting ur ass down and writing a song called Iris? Putting pen to paper about how down bad you are?
— Keara Sullivan (@superkeara) November 9, 2025
The “male loneliness epidemic” is largely because men haven’t learned how to behave.
— Kelly (@broadwaybabyto) November 8, 2025
Women are fed up.
I had an ex who didn’t “believe” my food allergies were severe.
He made dinner one night and snuck spices into the food to trap me in a “gotcha”
asked a dude in the checkout line if he happened to know what time it was and he said “like right now?”
— lily (@hondacrvthe3rd) November 5, 2025
last weekend i was at a warehouse party and the random guy i was dancing w turned to me and shouted IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE THING WHAT WOULD IT BE?? and i was like IDK MAYBE THE INTERNATIONAL COURT SYSTEM and he goes NO I MEANT ABOUT YOUR BODY
— Grace (@gracecamille_) November 7, 2025
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a student asked me if i’d read the books i have on the shelves in my office and i can barely conceive of a more hostile question
— Jonathan Fine (@jonathanbfine) November 7, 2025
Walking home from the gym and this homeless man sort of rambling to himself stopped and looked me dead in the face and said “Sagittarius” then went back to his rambling pic.twitter.com/T2dDPOj3mQ
— meredith (@noyeahobviously) November 7, 2025
