Can we all please wake up and realise that the falling birth rates are actually the CORRECT birth rates. More women are just finally having babies only when they want to, not when they are forced to.
— 🦢 (@Fairyuxfhe) August 27, 2026
Men call condoms “uncomfortable.” Women bleed, cramp, puke, tear, scar, and nearly die and still get called selfish.
— Mia (@Mia5062) August 25, 2026
à chaque fois que les hommes ouvrent leur gorge pr défendre les droits des femmes c’est pour le droit des femmes à se marier avec des hommes plus âgés
— yves (@badgyaru333) August 26, 2026
If a condom ruins the mood, imagine what an unwanted pregnancy does to a woman’s entire life.
— 🦢 (@Fairyuxfhe) August 26, 2026
My nine year old daughter realized today that only girls get periods. To quote her,
— Mia (@Mia5062) August 26, 2026
“So boys just get to be big and strong and I have to BLEED? And SHAVE? That’s bullshit.”
"Las mujeres están locas"
— Sorority (@no_women_rights) August 25, 2026
Pero jamas he visto a una pagar por oler calzoncillos sucios
“less salary with good sleep is better than a huge salary with bad sleep”
— Miilato (@miiilato) August 24, 2026
me with less salary and bad sleep: pic.twitter.com/C3ss3wyZ4g
I accidentally said “Let’s take this outside” instead of “Let’s take this offline” during a Teams meeting today. Now I’m pretty sure I have to fight everyone in the parking lot at 4pm.
— 𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 (@OrevaZSN) August 24, 2026
My 1yo loves to pause her cry and say “I’m crying” when no one is paying her any mind lmao
— Aunty Mariah (@ariibay) August 22, 2026
I will say "bless you" for up to three sneezes in a ten-minute period. Any sneezes beyond that will go unblessed and you can go to hell
— Melvin of York (@MelvinofYork) August 21, 2026
