I was so proud of my baby for sleeping 6 hours last night but it turns out my husband got up with her 6 times so I could get some sleep lol
— neature vs norture (@chionogirl) December 19, 2025
10/10 husband, baby has room for improvement
Boyfriend is leaving for Ottawa so I cut off all of his hair and drew him on this bag so I can remember he exists pic.twitter.com/L6GSr5RklT
— 84127th biggest AL HEAD (Gef) (@gef_vt) December 19, 2025
This is awesome. We don’t need kids anymore because of AI. https://t.co/ybfjGjHvvn
— Daniel (@growing_daniel) December 21, 2025
This is very important information. https://t.co/Lj0ZjOTaW0
— vx-underground (@vxunderground) December 21, 2025
Wtf are you studying? Defence against the dark arts? https://t.co/k8CRLYLcnj
— 𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴☠️ (@c0mmandderr) December 21, 2025
no you can’t? https://t.co/n5MZTJn5Nt
— 🌑 (@h1gh1ta) December 19, 2025
throwing on whatever to take the dog out at 5am https://t.co/aJ5hkTVjMr
— rachel (@rachelmillman) December 19, 2025
I don't know who needs to hear this, but when you're done eradicating trans people and immigrants, you will still be broke, your life will still suck, and you'll still be a horrible human being.
— Sarah Ironside 💙 (@SarahIronside6) December 18, 2025
Nolan fanboys wont care but The Odyssey is going to be an ahistorical mess. First of all, Matt Damon wasn’t even alive back then
— antipodean scourge (@guywhoiswoke) December 19, 2025
We spend the first two years of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve years telling them to sit down and shut up.
— mariana Z (@mariana057) December 20, 2025
