I was laughing and my dog thought I was hyperventilating and got me my emergency inhaler. pic.twitter.com/yf35uCjBMF
— Tweets of Dogs (@TweeetsOfDogs) December 27, 2025
Throw the fcking stick you monster https://t.co/fzsFV2jhdW
— 𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴☠️ (@c0mmandderr) December 29, 2025
Why do you care? https://t.co/1Aj5N5BXWv
— Chukwuedozie Nwa Charlie (@TheCharlesIsidi) December 27, 2025
books don’t actually count as book, you need to read stone tablets for it to be legitimate https://t.co/L1e1oNW2aZ
— snow-mandi ☃️ ❄️ (@mandibooktwt) December 26, 2025
a book is still a book regardless of the form in which you choose to consume it. you people are dumb. https://t.co/1kmar5hI1v
— mau (@villainsaints) December 27, 2025
guy at the gym is wearing a shirt that says “GET A CONDOM FOR YOUR HEART BECAUSE I’M ABOUT TO FUCK YOUR FEELINGS” and it’s like how are you not embarrassed
— erin (@maizie_star) December 27, 2025
shower is one of the few places in modern society where you are mostly inaccessible to other people https://t.co/RtitXSBTFA
— machine gun kelly reichardt (@LingoUnbound) December 27, 2025
Cause I paid for the whole apartment. https://t.co/4XfuwkOyjPpic.twitter.com/D9yohoeUo5
— ɴαdι (@luvblessingz) December 27, 2025
How lazy are you? pic.twitter.com/wevLwZxPcQ
— NO CONTEXT HUMANS (@HumansNoContext) December 27, 2025
“What are your hobbies?”
— Introvert Problems (@IntrovertProbss) December 27, 2025
Me: I love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my house and staying home.
