J’ai fais un câlin à une petite qui pleurait elle a laissée tellement mais tellement de morve sur ma veste nocta j’ss degoute
— ٩٩ (@Kalafiori) November 21, 2025
Je suis choqué je sors de l’amphi le prof qui crie « TU VA OU LA » zehma je lui dois des compte mtn
— 🇲🇦🇩🇿 (@chlehaa) November 21, 2025
La gamelle automatique de mon chat ne fonctionne plus depuis 2 jours. Il me réveille donc à 2h et 7h, heures de la dite gamelle pour que je le nourrisse 😭
— Miamologue 🦖 (@miamologue) November 21, 2025
Devoir de physique
— Prof de banlieue (@Banlieuedeprof) November 21, 2025
Élève 1 : Monsieur comment on convertit 4 h en minutes ?
Élève 2 à élève 1 : Mais t’es con
Élève 3 à élève 1 : Écoute pas, t’es millionnaire dans GTA.
fun prank: make people study for 16 years and then don’t give them jobs
— ໊ (@sihoorain) November 19, 2025
no one prepared me for the fact that when you have a 9-5 you can't like. go to the dentist or the doctor or anything anymore. because you work. and when you don't work they're closed.
— Triiad ୭୭ (@triiadxx) November 20, 2025
How can I trick my addictive personality to become addicted to working out instead of coke and alcohol
— Debbie Downer (@ANGELBABYBITTY) November 17, 2025
— 𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖇𝖆𝖟𝖎𝖙𝖊 (@raisinchoirgirl) November 16, 2025
My uncle just sent a message in the family group asking for money. I privately messaged him asking for banking details so I can deposit it.
— 🇲🇽scorpiana (@199100candy) November 19, 2025
He responded saying he doesn't actually need money. He asked for money so that nobody in the family would ask him for money😂
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male postpartum depression is when men get depressed because they aren’t the only baby in the house anymore
— z. (@robpatt___) November 19, 2025
