Je me suis fait un latte peanut butter et mon fils de 3 ans a voulu goûter. Du coup j’ai été prise de panique genre « eh mais imagine il est allergique aux cacahuètes » mdr j’avais oublié que l’enfant mange du mafé depuis ses 9 mois 😂🤪
— 𝑵𝒅𝒐𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒂 🍤 (@inesyumyum) January 7, 2026
what i served my three year old vs what she ate: pic.twitter.com/36aKZqDDOQ
— seraphina (@hearthkeeping) January 8, 2026
J'ai récupéré mon fils à l'école, trempé de la tête aux pieds, mais que devant. Je lui demande si il est tombé en jouant. "Non non maman, j'ai juste bu dans une flaque d'eau pour arroser les copains" 😭
— Léo (@maman_des_lions) January 8, 2026
If capitalism is so great, why does it completely rely on violently stealing wealth from other countries?
— William Murphy (@420GHz) January 3, 2026
thinking about the first time i painted my nails and my mom asked if i was gay. my sister went “oh my god straight guys can paint their fingernails, it’s only gay if you paint the toenails”
— Mutt (@feralhousepuppy) January 3, 2026
My mom making me say hi to somebody i knew when i was a baby pic.twitter.com/BC9hyGYJ1V
— SELENA (@isnt_she_selena) January 3, 2026
My mom asked my little sister what she even does to help around the house and she said “I represent the family. I’m at school everyday honoring the family name”😂😂
— Dave (@tufdave) January 5, 2026
guy invited me over to watch a movie and this is his tv pic.twitter.com/fTdLNhENvq
— ericaᶦⁿ ᶠʳᵃⁿᶜᵉ (@EricaCaitlin_) January 4, 2026
my old tinder bio was “swipe right to disappoint my parents, swipe left to disappoint yours” and the amount of people who didn’t understand it frightened me
— miller (@millerlowlife89) January 5, 2026
I’m in the library and there’s a boyfriend helping his girlfriend study and I’ve been overhearing parts of their conversation and he just said “Babe, I’m gonna be honest with you, you’re going to fail this test, I love you, but there's nothing we can do about it now” I’m de@d…
— staxxx🦅 (@papiwontmiss) January 3, 2026
