People say 70-80 year olds are unemployable because of mental decline… yet somehow they’re running the country.
— Gramps (@GrandpaHarris65) January 10, 2026
When a family member over 85 years old is telling you a story for the 28th time, should you say something or play along?
— Miles Commodore (@miles_commodore) January 11, 2026
My kids just told me I’m never going to be put in a nursing home. Instead, they’re going to put a granny pod in their back yard and stock the fridge with Diet Coke and cheese.
— que cera sarah 🤷♀️ (@dooz_er) January 11, 2026
I’m not mad about it.
Shout out to my 7 yo who came into my office and demanded I stop everything (I was on a virtual meeting) to help her choose a pretty dress because it’s Friday 🤦♂️
— Panagis Galiatsatos, MD, MHS (@panagis21) January 9, 2026
Funny how most restaurants are full of male chefs, but at home it's magically a woman's duty… basically when it's an unpaid job, it's for women. when it's profitable suddenly it is a man's passion.
— 🦢 (@damnidc__) January 11, 2026
why do we have to say “imagine if it was your mum/daughter/sister” to get some men on here to show basic empathy towards women?
— Evie ♡ (@EFCevie) January 11, 2026
my friends are so lucky i can’t do a backflip, i would be so fucking annoyinggg
— 𓆩❤︎𓆪 (@mskmalibu) January 10, 2026
my homie in prison be making ai videos of himself doing normal shit like riding a bike lmao shit funny n sad as hell
— * (@BIGBABYGUCCI) January 10, 2026
Aliens are going to be super confused when they show up to overthrow our leaders and we're all happy and offer to help.
— Gramps (@GrandpaHarris65) January 10, 2026
Hungry https://t.co/ET0sBI5sh0
— Aanand (@aanand) January 9, 2026
