I ordered a v*brator that doesn't work and amazon won't let me request a refund, which they do on purpose bc they think you'll be too embarrassed to call and they can keep your money. so now I'm on the phone with Tyler and only one of us is uncomfortable pic.twitter.com/Vw70dSJejE

— alex turntine (@turntineforwhat) January 8, 2026

when my coworker first met his husband in the 80’s, they had their 23rd birthday together, and he kept the candles because he already knew they’d be together at 32 and he could reuse them. it made me tear up in the bathroom, that’s so sweet that’s so hopeful

— the giant (@chaser_bait) January 11, 2026

My cousin had a whole divorce party and ended the night with her husband. pic.twitter.com/3vVrNtAVUX

— 🌸 (@PinketteXO) January 15, 2026

One time my ex boyfriend told me I gave him the ick because I said please and thank you too many times to waiters/waitresses and in drive thrus lol.

Be kind in this dark world. It goes far.

— 𝙲𝚑𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚊 (@cjmnsportsmom) January 9, 2026

my friends husband is in the hospital because he’s had the hiccups for ten days. absolutely insane

— dannica (@dannarebb) January 10, 2026

Guys, if you are over the age of 50, it's time to leave those young girls alone.

Go find you a woman who can recognize the signs of a stroke.

— Jum (@JesterJum) January 9, 2026

My mom who is 63 is pursuing an associates degree. Today she asked me if it’s normal to forget what she studied after the semester ends.

— Dervin St Paul (@ThaDervster) January 9, 2026