how it feels to have a scheduled phone call later in the day pic.twitter.com/XMUyD2cRir
— Mads (@MadsPosting) November 24, 2025
my ancestors watching me use a gps to get somewhere i've been to 14 fucking times. 🙂↕️ pic.twitter.com/nZTD11ZqrG
— Jenni (@hashjenni) November 26, 2025
imagine u go bowling by yourself and u go sit down but it’s ur turn again
— 𝑱𝒖𝒊𝒄𝒚✰ (@juicenotthekid_) November 26, 2025
first 2 drinks don’t count if you have anxiety, they just turn you into a normal person
— ໊ (@meishato) November 26, 2025
my bf cut his skull open at work and i get to the ER and this motherfucker says to me “i have a dolphin hole now” pic.twitter.com/ORJ9IVNgDi
— ❀ cowboybrybop ❀ (@cowboybrybop) November 25, 2025
this lady comes up to me and goes "i want a latte" i say ok great what size? and she SIGHS, rolls her eyes, and goes "ugh i knew you were going to ask that" HELLO?
— anya⁷💫 (@reflectyoon) November 25, 2025
Last night I was at a bar and there was a very drunk old guy who passed me, tapped my shoulder, and said, “you’re ugly.” He came back a few minutes later and said, “sorry I did that man, you’re just really ugly and I had to say something.”
— Max (@Juicewag) November 25, 2025
My aunt who has never been married before told my cousin braids aren't appropriate to wear for her wedding. I asked her what hairstyle did she wear when she got married. Now everyone is yelling. I was just asking a question
— 💗 (@ma1ybe) November 20, 2025
When you finally buy your dream car after 5 years of hard work, and Superman picks it up to throw at a villain… and still misses. pic.twitter.com/1zautuOVry
— Champ✨ (@Ib_ra_himm) November 25, 2025
For the first time ever in human history, Christmas is on 25/25/25.
— tic toc (@TicTocTick) November 21, 2025
This phenomenon will never happen again.
