My grandma recently installed WhatsApp and thought that groups were meant for sorting contacts.
— Raksha (@caraksha103) February 18, 2026
Long story short: She created a group called 'Unimportant' with about 15 relatives and acquaintances.
A Placebo cover band also called Placebo
— FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF (@sofarrsogud) February 20, 2026
the little boy i babysit just told me it should be easy for me to get a boyfriend because i can throw a fruit snack in the air and catch it in my mouth…..i wish it was that easy austin, i really do lol.
— 5.🪐 (@luvhuss) February 20, 2026
2yo asked what "embarrassed" meant, i told him something like "when you do something silly and you dont want anyone to look at you"
— lia (@tallsnail) February 21, 2026
now he keeps randomly coming up to me and getting right in my face 👁️👁️ with a sneaky little smile, "mommy are you embarrassed???"
me during 85% of the winter olympic sports:
— Le'Veon Bell (@LeVeonBell) February 21, 2026
“how do you even figure out you’re good at that?”
I have lived next to the same guy for 3 years. Thought his name was Steve. I call him Steve. His name is Steve in my phone. l've been to his apartment.
— 5.🪐 (@luvhuss) February 21, 2026
We've had dinner.
His name is Brian. His dog is Steve.
My wife and I decided to never go to bed angry at each other.
— mariana Z (@mariana057) February 20, 2026
We've been awake since Monday.
does anyone else’s cat wake them up for food by literally slapping you in the face with their paw?? I’m so sick of this bitch
— faye (@fayemikah) February 20, 2026
Le tien au moins il te demande https://t.co/CVNpn4Rnl5
— Zarah (@zaroush_) February 5, 2026
le matin mon père quand il me voit partir il me dit bon courage pour l’école
— Catalina🩵 (@waldorfshelby) February 4, 2026
ça fait 3 ans et demi je travaille mdr https://t.co/irusSKpHQR
