Last week, i went on a date and the guy kept asking if my hair was fake, my nails were fake, my lashes were fake, even if my eye color was real. Then he said, “If they’re fake, you’re faking your whole personality, trying to impress me.” I paused and asked, “Is your hairline… https://t.co/xFLc5Cvppn
— Zoya🕊️ (@Zoya_ki_batein) February 25, 2026
Guy in a café says “women don’t have the killer instinct for chess.”
— Ruqyaan (@Ruqyaan) February 25, 2026
Woman next to him asks for a lesson.
He smugly agrees.
Three games later she’s wiped him off the board.
Turns out she’s a national‑level player — she just let the board humble him for her.
i used to work retail. a guy walked in with his friends, pointed to a shoe on the wall, and said “go get me these in a size 8.” i went to the back, sat around for a few minutes, then came back out and said “hey sorry buddy, they don’t make them that small.”
— cella (@cellapaz) February 26, 2026
My dad has a 30+ yr history of physically abusing women (that all coincidentally are much smaller than him), so when he tried to strangle his almost 6ft daughter (me), it was cathartic to watch him lose his grip with surprise when I slammed him against a wall and choked him back https://t.co/HUTbyzYShU
— 𝖏𝖆𝖘𝖒𝖎𝖓𝖊 ☾ ✩ ✧ (@softlxnar) February 25, 2026
When my mum was a young woman, a stranger in the street followed her, moved in front of her & showed her his penis. She didn’t want to give him the satisfaction of her fear, so she said “I’ve seen bigger things on a garden gnome”. He looked humiliated, and ran away. pic.twitter.com/cJ0hJAW3i3
— Lynneth1000000 #FBNHS BLM 🏳️🌈 🕊 ⚖️ 💙 🍉 🌻 🌎 (@Lynneth1000000) February 25, 2026
Dude at a bar sees this woman crush a huge plate of wings like it’s nothing. He slides up, smirking, “Damn girl, you eat like a man. Impressive for a chick.”
— nik (@NetflixAndGrill) February 25, 2026
She wipes her mouth, looks at him, and goes, “Thanks. You talk like a toddler trying to sound tough. Also impressive……
once in the 70s my grandpa punched my grandma in the face. right afterwards in the middle of the night she woke him up holding a massive knife to his throat and said “hit me again and i’ll kill you in your sleep”. he never laid a finger on her again https://t.co/L7btgzjYYc
— yara 💘 (@dykeinof) February 26, 2026
A guy at a party tried to neg a girl by saying she looked “high maintenance.” She said “Yes. That’s why you can’t afford me.” And kept sipping her drink. https://t.co/I4TiMQrUQ5
— 𝓛𝓮𝔁𝓲𝓮 💗 (@softpinkgiggles) February 25, 2026
Mais dans bridgerton les MST ça n’existe pas ? Pck manière comment ils s’envoient avec tout le peuple sans se protéger🪐 pic.twitter.com/UMxXsvmcme
— Golden Bae🤎 (@symonextdoor) May 16, 2024
les bridgerton à chaque saison https://t.co/rqPcT4utf5
— ti chabin 972 rpzt (@thewoorstt) June 3, 2024
