fuck it . i dont even car eanymore dude pic.twitter.com/76EU1UPWeE
— maze (@girldeth_) November 29, 2025
currently watching a japanese silent film from the 30s instead of studying for my final that’s on monday pic.twitter.com/6esIA3qPqM
— max (@lynchinist) November 29, 2025
My dad told my sister’s new boyfriend to stand at the end of the picture so he can crop him out whenever she dumps him😭
— Dave (@tufdave) November 29, 2025
I gave my dad a kidney 7 years earlier and he was in his final moments in life. I wanted to get him to laugh one final time.
— Miles Commodore (@miles_commodore) November 29, 2025
I said dad, I need to tell you something and it’s very important.
After a long pause I said, after you die I’m gonna need that kidney back!
It worked.
My boyfriend introduced me to his grandmother & he said “Koko I’d like you to meet another woman that takes care of me”. Awww my heart! 🥺🥺😭😭
— Lungi (@LuungiChi) November 30, 2025
I love how women set secret deadlines for men like if this mf don't act right by December I'm out Meanwhile he's just vibing out completely unaware that he has 2 weeks left on his contract.
— Mia♡ (@luxemiaa) November 28, 2025
if a guy ever spreads a rumour that you had sex with him, don’t deny it. use it. tell everyone how bad he was, make up weird fetishes, say he moaned his mother’s name, destroy him
— ໊ (@meishato) December 2, 2025
Getting to know new therapist and she jokingly goes “I’m a foodie too, so don’t be surprised if we run into each other” then turns gravely serious, “If that does happen, I’m not allowed to say hi to you bc of client confidentiality, so don’t take it personally.”
— alexa (@alexadoingstuff) November 29, 2025
Bella escaped the guest room, hissed at my brother-in-law, then ran back to the safety of the same room she escaped from. pic.twitter.com/5SXHdP3zSg
— Bannef (@Bannef_) November 30, 2025
This is honestly something im interested in knowing https://t.co/Ofys7nl3xm
— Kylie Cheung (@kylietcheung) November 29, 2025
