My daughter got sent out of class for being too sarcastic today.
— єℓαιηє (@elainesim28) January 15, 2026
The teacher said, "What would your parents say if I called them?"
She replied, "Hello!"
my baby ate his birth certificate. i think the spirit of my late rabbit entered him because 1) where did he find it and 2) why did he eat it
— swamp hag ✨❄️⛄️☕️ (@potatoslav) January 17, 2026
My 10 month old just ate almost $3 worth of raspberries before I could even finish unloading the groceries.
— 𝐂𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐥 (@homemakinghunny) January 16, 2026
Objectif 2026 ? Garder les jumeaux en vie.
— Lulloly 🌺 (@Lulloly) January 14, 2026
On commence mal puisque ce matin ils ont décidé de récupérer, dans la poubelle, le pot de creme fraîche que j'avais jeté hier et de le terminer avec les mains. 🤢
My daughter asked why she can’t just quit school and i told her it's against the law and they'll put me in jail and my sweet sweet child looked me in the eye and said “i’ll visit you”.
— staxxx🦅 (@papiwontmiss) January 17, 2026
Mamie à conservé les pages de mon cahier de gros mots quand j’étais au CP.
— Pablo 🌙 🐺 (@pourquoipablo) January 18, 2026
Elle est actuellement en train de se taper des barres à relire. pic.twitter.com/0jkH9mJCQR
Une ado fait son oral de stage de 3e dans la vente
— EmmaSoso (@EmmaSoso3) January 19, 2026
Cela ne lui a pas tant plu.
Ma collègue lui fait remarquer que cela correspond néanmoins à son profil d'avenir pro.
La jeune lui a répondu que oui, ce sera pour payer ses études et qu'elle réussira à finir l'université
QUEEN 👑
Petite C me parle beaucoup de ma maman en ce moment.
— puer&sucette (@PuerSucette) January 14, 2026
Je peux pas m'empêcher de rire quand elle me dit "elle est très très morte ta maman hein ?"
😭
Nothing like your 8yo casually walking by with a hammer to pique your curiosity
— meghan (@deloisivete) January 15, 2026
caught the 3yo walking into the house with a handful of gravel. when i asked him what it was for he said, “im going to put it in my bed”.
— Gabriel (@gbrl_dick) January 16, 2026
why on earth would you do that? “well i’ve already done yours and mum’s bed.”
sure enough, corner of the bed is crumpled. pull the covers…
