Au mcdo quand je retourne au gichet parce qu’ils on oublier de me mettre des sauces https://t.co/dI0AP40WRq
— Renar 🦊 (@renardo66) February 5, 2019
Remember you are their parent not their friend. Lie to them. Make threats. Wear an ugly outfit to their birthday party. Falsely accuse them of having potential and then watch ‘em fail. Kick 'em while they're down.
— Olly iConic (@OllyiConic) February 5, 2019
– Salam Hamid, ça avance la maison au bled ?
– pic.twitter.com/rSmsffi1Xu— Keyzer Söze (@keyzer_usual) February 5, 2019
C'est quand même dommage que "cryogéniser" ne signifie pas crier au génie.
Ça paraissait pourtant évident.
— Mariglouglou (@Mloo1251) February 5, 2019
alright maybe we're taking this Marie Kondo thing a little too far https://t.co/j8O7bnUcTB
— Meg Anderson (@meg_anders) February 5, 2019
je n'en démordrai pas, les rhinocéros auraient dû s'appeler hippopocornes
— Cheval (@HorseFigaro) February 5, 2019
-Alors docteur ?
-Et bien je crois que c'est la pire rate des Caraïbes, lol.#RetirezMoiPhotoshop pic.twitter.com/pDosxPIjgx
— ᗰYTᕼOᑕOᑎᗪᖇIᗩᑫᑌᕮ (@Mythocondriaque) February 5, 2019
waiter: i'm sorry sir, but your card has been declined
me: run it again
waiter: i ran it three times
me: *to my date* omg this is so embarrassing. do you mind taking care of it?
her: no problem! *grabs waiter by the collar and pulls him close* he said run it again
— hype (@TheHyyyype) February 5, 2019
The floor is vannes originales pic.twitter.com/DdvTJKsZtz
— Rémi (@GabytaineFlam) February 5, 2019
Ce tweet que j'ai écrit en 2008, aujourd'hui, presque 11 ans après, je n'y changerais pas une virgule… https://t.co/iOtIh31X7D
— Balmeyer 🥦🍕💀 (@balmeyer) February 5, 2019
