This morning I called my mom by ‘birth giver’ and she replied ‘yes, financial drain?’ pic.twitter.com/PQbvzOEnF5

— yerl (@yaelraeburn) January 11, 2019

😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/2Ndchv4SXH

— 𝚣𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚏 (@ZareefZainal) February 15, 2019

Twitter:"Le media suivant peut contenir du contenu offensant"

Moi: pic.twitter.com/0SDSpPzaV9

— Alice (@AlicePopperland) February 18, 2019

Les Twingo sur les parkings ça me rend fou. A chaque fois tu penses avoir trouvé une place libre et t’as cette putain de demi-voiture qu’était cachée entre deux 4×4

— Adrinaline (@AdrienMrcl) February 19, 2019

my cousin has a michael myers mask and he can’t stop wearing it pic.twitter.com/kzvog7VhKA

— gissell (@GIZZZYO) February 25, 2019

Ce midi c'est cordon bleu !!! pic.twitter.com/OsriCG1p21

— Bretonne Landaise 🦂 (@BZH5640) February 25, 2019

i love working with kids, I’ll be like "hey i like ur shoes" and they’ll be like "thanks, my mom and dad are getting a divorce"

— juïce (@JuiceTwoWavie) February 26, 2019

*Studies all night for a test*

My brain during the test: pic.twitter.com/9caZYwXuQG

— Dak (@RidiculousDak) February 23, 2019