My niece done told her school we put weed in her food at home that's why she be sleepy 💀😭 YALL ITS PARSLEY My sister going to jail 😭
— 𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 (@Arealmfngl) December 6, 2025
Women hate men as a system, not as individuals.
— Maryam (@hell_line0) December 6, 2025
Men hate women as people.
That's the issue.
Most women don’t “pick wrong.” They pick someone who looked safe until he wasn’t.
— A 🇦🇪 (@tutututuulip) December 7, 2025
Well that’s not gonna help https://t.co/aNelGdnYBK
— Snax. (@wydturan) December 6, 2025
I still have a problem..??? https://t.co/3v14gQLHNz
— khaleesi🧍🏽♀️ (@shelovesore) December 6, 2025
procrastinated something for almost 2 months. it ended up taking me 30 minutes pic.twitter.com/KSdvZmU7mS
— geryon (@R0SYLNS) December 6, 2025
guys stop showering I need the water for chatgpt
— dev lemons (@dev_lemons) December 5, 2025
I tell songs to “shut up” before I skip them.
— Stelynn (@lifewithstelynn) December 4, 2025
if you’re late for work don’t forget to look mad when you walk in
— Jenni (@hashjenni) December 6, 2025
"Anaesthesia was invented in 1846"
— Kreative Doctor ⚕️ (@the_grafixmedic) December 7, 2025
Doctors before 1846: pic.twitter.com/ecZtMsUbe0
