C'est mignon, mais ça reste de la pub mais c'est mignon et Intermarché est loin d'être irréprochable mais c'est mignon et c'est un joli coup de pub.
— Ornikkar (@ornikkar.bsky.social)2025-12-11T05:58:33.333Z
Le succès de Clair Obscur et de la publicité Intermarché en quelques jours à l'échelle internationale
— Cassim Montilla (@cassim.montilla.fr)2025-12-12T11:29:46.174Z
Left this guy's apartment and told him we'll probably never see each other again since I'm about to move so he gave me a cashmere sweater that didn't fit him anymore to remember him pic.twitter.com/vcz4em5fyO
— cole (@juul_survivor) December 6, 2025
absolutely had a blast on a date w this person who’s chronically offline, i made them laugh sm by paraphrasing the funniest tweets ik by passing them off as my original thoughts
— puru🇵🇸 (@oopspuruagain) December 6, 2025
Just cancelled a date because I wanted to take a nap. I’m so unserious about finding love omg 😭😭
— kate (@yslkiii) December 7, 2025
single for christmas but at least i won't be buying presents for a liar
— jynx (@jynxbby) December 6, 2025
man you really don’t appreciate Not Having Something In Your Eye until you Have Something In Your Eye
— taylor garron (@taylorgarron) December 4, 2025
“if i were you” might be the most useless hypothetical. CUS IF YOU WERE ME YOU WOULD DO EXACTLY WHAT I DO. because you’d be me
— ໊ (@sihoorain) December 5, 2025
why are conclusions necessary in essays? were you not following??
— 5. 🌗 (@5iveolld) December 6, 2025
My mother (69 years old) and father (79 years old) just settled their divorce, today.
— BouffantBecky (@bouffantbecky) December 6, 2025
43 minutes on the phone with mother (she called me)
27 minutes on the phone with Daddy (he called me)
Someone give me drugs
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