JK Rowling révèle tout aujourd'hui :
Hermione a voté Brexit
Ron est 25% kabyle
Le patronus de Voldemort est un teckel
Devant le miroir du Rised, McGonagall est mariée à Johnny Sins
Harry est précoce
Poudlard est détenu à 51% par des chinois.

— Samba do Breizhil (@antytilo29) March 17, 2019

nobody:

jk rowling: dobby loves piss play

— tom (@tom_harlock) March 17, 2019

I wonder who they’ll cast in the remakes when jk rowling decides harry potter was actually a dog

— Drew Gooden (@drewisgooden) March 17, 2019

nobody :

jk rowling : voldemort had no nose because he was a cocaine addict

— lewis buchan (@lewisbuchan) March 17, 2019

no one:

jk rowling: snape sex tape coming soon

— Quackity (@QuackityHQ) March 17, 2019

Nobody:

JK Rowling: Mrs. Weasley was a cock destroyer

— Justin (@jubtrumpo) March 17, 2019

nobody:

literally the entire earth:

J.K Rowling: Professor Lupin prefers to fuck in wolf form

— Slazo (@Slazo) March 17, 2019

Me: Mr. and Mrs. Weasley probably had a normal sex life

JK Rowling: *inhales*

— 🥚🌱🍆 (@KyEggPlantEmoji) March 17, 2019

Nobody:
JK Rowling: Dobby can deepthroat a Nimbus 2000

— David Hughes (@david8hughes) March 17, 2019

reporter: hello

jk rowling: there was actually a fifth hogwarts house that no one knew about. it was called sex house and it was where the horniest wizards were sorted into. they spent their days fucking and sucking and not learning much magic at all

— Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) March 17, 2019