why do men take up so much space? u literally do not need to open your legs this much https://t.co/CDfdk7liPS
— chris (@ATR3lDES) December 14, 2025
A man I hate told me I hurt his feelings yesterday pic.twitter.com/S2l6ztgHrM
— notyourdad666 (@cherrybomb3r1) December 14, 2025
I could never be a trad wife because I enjoy telling men to shut the fuck up too much
— mitra (@persianmama111) December 14, 2025
At a hockey game and the girl in front of me kept yelling “kiss eachother” when the players fought
— devin (@dchally_) December 14, 2025
Once you block a slap from your mum, be ready to explain to the entire family why you wanted to kill her😂😭
— kelly…! 😈 (@kelly_mensahh) December 13, 2025
Parents saying “ I know my child “ will forever be the funniest joke
— parks (@parkersity_9) December 14, 2025
When I was 13 my mom grounded me and took away internet access because she found out I was writing sexually explicit gay fanfiction little knowing this genre would one day have multimillion dollar franchises. Mom we could both be retired on a beach rn if only you saw the vision!!
— Agita Christie (@pagan_hoetry) December 17, 2025
A few years ago I asked my homie to try to talk to my girl to see if she would cheat on me and they been together for 3 years now and have 2 kids💔😭
— Dave (@tufdave) December 13, 2025
so my parents divorce got finalized this morning and the first thing my dad does is change his profile picture to a pic of him and the woman he's been cheating on my mom with for the last 5 years lol
— 🦢 (@damnidc__) December 13, 2025
I am sick and tired of going to the bathroom. It's been forty years. It should all be out by now.
— Sridhar Ramesh (@RadishHarmers) December 14, 2025
