For years I’ve been telling 5yo to “ask permission” before petting someone’s dog, and I just found out that she now does this by going up and just saying “Permission?”

— Gena Gorlin (@Gena_I_Gorlin) April 26, 2025

Une maman qui reprend sèchement son fils dans l'aéroport : "Matteo ça suffit maintenant, je ne suis pas une maman Montessori et je m'en fiche du regard des autres !"

🤣😂🤣😂

— EnZigZag 🍩 (@EnZigZag) April 25, 2025

My 7yo announced that the most boring toy to receive would be one lego, so now there’s a big family discussion about how many legos you’d need to tip over into the fun category

— meghan (@deloisivete) April 27, 2025

7yo is asking for a toy that we told her is too expensive. “If we went online and gave it a bad review, would the price go down?”

— Byrne Hobart (@ByrneHobart) April 26, 2025

i teach 11th grade so my students were born in like 2007-2009

i was teaching them about 9/11 (they shockingly did not know much at all) so i was showing them the footage of president bush finding out

then a kid yelled:

“oh my god! that’s where the meme came from?!?!” 😭😭 pic.twitter.com/x674UjDwla

— awalmartparkinglot ✨🪩🕺🏼🖤 (@awalmartparking) April 26, 2025

ptdr je crois on est le pays le plus aléatoire qui puisse exister après les États Unis bien évidemment 😭😭 https://t.co/Q5ZfYXMahQ

— Pauul (@flyabovemadness) April 28, 2025

Voter pour un mec qui renifle les culs d’un chien 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/fm9vt4XroP

— Willi☝🏾 (@Willi_94500) April 28, 2025

Vivement qu'il mette des nouilles dans le slip de Gérard Larcher https://t.co/RLFhlgsL2X

— Arnaud Coudry (@ArnaudCoudry) April 28, 2025

Le portrait présidentiel qui sera affiché dans toutes les mairies à partir du second semestre 2027 https://t.co/v0IejMaVRlpic.twitter.com/wlDdZVkxXC

— Yohann Desplat (@YohannDesplat) April 28, 2025