jsp ce que ma fille me raconte mais ça a l’air hyper passionnant dsl mon bb j’aimerais tellement comprendre
— ellie ❄️ (@elliie_coptere) January 13, 2026
my baby ate his birth certificate. i think the spirit of my late rabbit entered him because 1) where did he find it and 2) why did he eat it
— swamp hag ✨❄️⛄️☕️ (@potatoslav) January 17, 2026
Objectif 2026 ? Garder les jumeaux en vie.
— Lulloly 🌺 (@Lulloly) January 14, 2026
On commence mal puisque ce matin ils ont décidé de récupérer, dans la poubelle, le pot de creme fraîche que j'avais jeté hier et de le terminer avec les mains. 🤢
Nothing like your 8yo casually walking by with a hammer to pique your curiosity
— meghan (@deloisivete) January 15, 2026
On parle travail devant ma fille de 6 ans elle nous interroge :
— Mamacahouete (@mamacahouete) January 13, 2026
– c est quoi un pacemaker?
-une sorte de pile pour aider le cœur
– c est n importe quoi les humains c est pas des jouets hein!on mets pas des piles dedans !🙄
Elle finira pas cardiologue déjà 🤣
My 10 month old just ate almost $3 worth of raspberries before I could even finish unloading the groceries.
— 𝐂𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐥 (@homemakinghunny) January 16, 2026
My daughter got sent out of class for being too sarcastic today.
— єℓαιηє (@elainesim28) January 15, 2026
The teacher said, "What would your parents say if I called them?"
She replied, "Hello!"
My daughter asked why she can’t just quit school and i told her it's against the law and they'll put me in jail and my sweet sweet child looked me in the eye and said “i’ll visit you”.
— staxxx🦅 (@papiwontmiss) January 17, 2026
caught the 3yo walking into the house with a handful of gravel. when i asked him what it was for he said, “im going to put it in my bed”.
— Gabriel (@gbrl_dick) January 16, 2026
why on earth would you do that? “well i’ve already done yours and mum’s bed.”
sure enough, corner of the bed is crumpled. pull the covers…
Maîtresse mon crayon s'est cassé
— Léa passion haine (@leapassionhaine) January 13, 2026
???????! pic.twitter.com/wfZSyutKu8
