Wtf are you studying? Defence against the dark arts? https://t.co/k8CRLYLcnj
— 𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴☠️ (@c0mmandderr) December 21, 2025
no you can’t? https://t.co/n5MZTJn5Nt
— 🌑 (@h1gh1ta) December 19, 2025
throwing on whatever to take the dog out at 5am https://t.co/aJ5hkTVjMr
— rachel (@rachelmillman) December 19, 2025
I don't know who needs to hear this, but when you're done eradicating trans people and immigrants, you will still be broke, your life will still suck, and you'll still be a horrible human being.
— Sarah Ironside 💙 (@SarahIronside6) December 18, 2025
Nolan fanboys wont care but The Odyssey is going to be an ahistorical mess. First of all, Matt Damon wasn’t even alive back then
— antipodean scourge (@guywhoiswoke) December 19, 2025
We spend the first two years of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve years telling them to sit down and shut up.
— mariana Z (@mariana057) December 20, 2025
j’ai installé tinder suite à ce tweet https://t.co/kBUgaVEduH
— 🐈⬛ (@fullmoonsiiren) December 16, 2025
Comment j’me sens quand je dm quelqu’un sur hinge https://t.co/qQVlgk7yWT
— Persephone.v2 ︎ ☠︎⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧₊˚ (@persephone_v2) December 22, 2025
qd jsui sur hinge g l’impression d’aller sur aliexpress regarder plein de truk fun que jv jms acheter jsp trop si vs captez
— déviergeuse compulsive (@cctlmd) December 19, 2025
Sur Grindr ya un Jesse et un James qui me chauffent.
— EmmaSoso (@EmmaSoso3) December 23, 2025
A une lettre près, j'encule la Team Rocket
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