When you realize being single means you don’t have to buy Christmas or valentine gifts pic.twitter.com/5TWPsxdTwD
— naiive (@naiivememe) December 22, 2025
it should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. like no i shut it off and back on again why are you still here
— Emerald 🎀 (@ickmerald) December 18, 2025
If you can breathe through your nose right now…cherish that, savor it, take a moment to appreciate what you have before it’s too late
— GL (@gldivittorio) December 19, 2025
“I have a boyfriend” doesn’t stop them, “I’m married” doesn’t stop them. But “I love money and expensive gifts” that one always works
— KIRA 🤍 (@Iamkrebkira) December 18, 2025
My coworker left her husband of five years because he never holds their baby unless they are in public & the baby is attracting the attention of an attractive woman. She noticed this pattern for 2 years..while at home, he consistently refused to hold or take care of the baby.
— 💗 (@ma1ybe) December 19, 2025
when will men realise that “you look better without makeup” is not a compliment
— piku ᢉ𐭩 (@httpiku) December 19, 2025
I was so proud of my baby for sleeping 6 hours last night but it turns out my husband got up with her 6 times so I could get some sleep lol
— neature vs norture (@chionogirl) December 19, 2025
10/10 husband, baby has room for improvement
Boyfriend is leaving for Ottawa so I cut off all of his hair and drew him on this bag so I can remember he exists pic.twitter.com/L6GSr5RklT
— 84127th biggest AL HEAD (Gef) (@gef_vt) December 19, 2025
This is awesome. We don’t need kids anymore because of AI. https://t.co/ybfjGjHvvn
— Daniel (@growing_daniel) December 21, 2025
This is very important information. https://t.co/Lj0ZjOTaW0
— vx-underground (@vxunderground) December 21, 2025
