yall im fucking crying 😂😂😂 I’m walking my sister’s dog outside and this man approaches me and ask for my number and I decline. A few seconds later, he drives past me in a lamborghini and tried to talk to me again. Nigga this is not a skit!! Still no!!!!!!
— justina (@justtjustinaa) December 27, 2025
Last night a guy asked for my insta and I typed it in his phone, but my account didn’t come up ☠️ looked in his block list and boom there I was
— prada trash bag (@anonymishhh) December 27, 2025
There’s nothing like a good game of Monopoly to bring the family together… pic.twitter.com/ksOJ7Nvl6A
— John Donoghue (@JohnDonoghue64) December 27, 2025
I had a million opportunities to waste money this year and I took them all. In fact, even when there wasn’t an opportunity, I created one.
— Mxim (@sugeezy) December 27, 2025
Wifi with no internet connection pic.twitter.com/AV3EvMLzJP
— Omkar (@psomkar1) December 27, 2025
I cut the roof of my mouth on a tortilla chip and now I fear I’ll never be happy again
— Alison Burke (@TiredActor) December 27, 2025
I always give my name as Steve when ordering coffee because Stephan is too hard to spell. Today this happened: pic.twitter.com/TwpkjPryIj
— Stephan Pastis (@stephanpastis) December 28, 2025
My grandmother lived to be 105y/o. When I asked her what her secret was, she deadass was like “God’s punishing me”😭😭.
— staxxx🦅 (@papiwontmiss) December 28, 2025
J'ai toujours eu des gynecos femmes sauf pour mon accouchement en septembre dernier. Il était insupportable, irrespectueux et à la limite de la misogynie, qualifiant ma fille de "chieuse" alors qu'elle avait littéralement 10 minutes. https://t.co/II8GwTa0vf
— Cece 🐾❄️ (@Choubichon) December 30, 2025
I have endometriosis and it took over 28 years to even get a diagnosis https://t.co/usWj5dDBMx
— celia (@_celia_bedelia_) December 31, 2025
