Bonjour @NASA , je n'ai pas donné mon accord pour apparaître sur cette photo. Merci de supprimer. https://t.co/rzn3J5CCKH
— Alex R (@Alex_Rousset) April 3, 2026
Viens de traverser le détroit d’Ormuz en paddle, RAS
— Sophie Binet Stan Account (@ClementPoursain) April 3, 2026
In this house we have a nighttime routine where my bf and I snuggle and watch an episode or two of a show while my cat absolutely floors it from one end of the apartment to another as many times as she can
— big honkin caboose (@itsbighonkin) March 28, 2026
my wife waiting for me to open up a video she sent me while we're in the same room pic.twitter.com/ZAXEOV9LGg
— Trophy Husband 🏆 (@Brian_onX) March 28, 2026
i had an ex boyfriend threaten to publish my nudes when we broke up, so i published them myself with his threatening messages and tagged all his friends, relatives and potential new girlfriends. i think the boy still has whiplash from that plot twist.
— Jett 🜲 (@iky_fwjett) March 28, 2026
Every cat is a little celebrity to me
— 𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖑𝖞❤️🔥 (@Charlygotyou) March 28, 2026
man in front of me in line buying exclusively heavy duty cleaning supplies and giant trash bags I make joke “haha a little weekend murder cleanup?” he is unamused, pissed even “NO. that’s NOT what this is for.” anyway if I end up dead in a giant trash bag tonight this was why
— dana donnelly (@danadonnelly) March 28, 2026
When your friend falls asleep on the sofa at 4:30am and your cat guards your room cuz they're not used to someone being out there LOL pic.twitter.com/8KpLID67aF
— Emi Lo 🔜 WeebCon (@KitsuneSqueak) March 28, 2026
— 𝓔𝓶 ♡ (@emkenobi) March 28, 2026
The best thing i heard today was a pregnant women arguing with her husband and she said, "I have two Brains and you have one".
— 𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 (@AbakpaJob) March 29, 2026
