Isn’t it funny that society has barely studied women’s health, but women still are living longer than men.
— 🦢 (@Fairyuxfhe) September 13, 2026
imagine you go bowling by yourself
— hopecore (@dailyhopecores) September 12, 2026
then you go sit down
but it’s your turn again
So apparently, my dog and I wear the same shoe size 😂🥲 pic.twitter.com/JeQUNLGaOn
— Chizzy🌻 (@ayam_Chizzy) September 10, 2026
My mother talking down on women for not wanting to have kids but the enemy is closer than she thinks pic.twitter.com/fB67YKCKAT
— sugar spice⁷🩰🎀 (@mninenye) September 8, 2026
I would have survived 9/11 because the chance of me being at my desk at 8:46 am is zero
— baby yaga (@yagadigital) September 11, 2026
I always take eggs randomly so they never know who's next. The fear keeps them fresh. pic.twitter.com/K5Cbm1SrfI
— Ramin Nasibov (@RaminNasibov) September 11, 2026
I remember when my sister brought one man she wanted to marry and my father came inside my mother's room to complain that he is bald😭😭😭😭😭😭
— Profesora (@Profesora0) September 12, 2026
her baby is gonna set the guinness world record for the fastest any baby has ever said their mother’s name https://t.co/FcS8m61dsM
— peanut buttercup (@perfectcelebrty) September 12, 2026
Had a memory from high school of not wanting to learn how to edit/figure out the timing to do a split screen, so we just put up black tape in the middle of a room pic.twitter.com/2x5vT0IzNc
— Erick Lorinc 🎃 (@ErickLorinc) September 11, 2026
i think ducks are severely underappreciated for being able to walk, swim, and fly while somehow looking mediocre at all three
— 🤠 (@heavensbvnny) September 13, 2026
