"why do you want this job"
— miia (@miiagarro) March 21, 2026
i've always been passionate about affording food
I think it's time to change my mop pic.twitter.com/pCg93M8VNz
— V.I.V.E.K (@vivek_1052) March 22, 2026
This man I work with is a single dad with a 15 year old daughter who's recently turned vegan, and every time I see him he asks me what I'm having for lunch that day and writes it down for her if he thinks it's something she'd like my heart
— 6ɪx✦ (@ok6ixx) March 21, 2026
I never deleted my best friend's contact after he died. Every year, on the day he died, I text him, " Miss you bro" Yesterday I got a reply,it said: " This is his son,but you can keep texting. He told me you are family."
— TeeBag🇰🇪 (@tii_bag) March 22, 2026
last night my boyfriend got drunk and told me if i tried to kiss him he would call his "woman" and i kissed him so he called my phone just to tell me that i tried to kiss him
— 6ɪx✦ (@ok6ixx) March 22, 2026
im constantly covered in cat hair no matter how hard I try but I can't even be mad because look at how adorable this fluffy beast is pic.twitter.com/Uxxy87erpm
— erin alyce (@herooine) March 21, 2026
guy who knew he was being looked for and yet remained silent and nonchalant in the laundry room for half an hour pic.twitter.com/hW5dbp5Fg3
— 🌈🍀walkup kitties (@walkupkitties) March 21, 2026
I really hate flying insects. You can fly for free. Fly to a vacation on an island. You could even go to any destination you want at anytime, but here you are in my face.
— 𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 (@OrevaZSN) March 22, 2026
— Professor Pingosaurus (@Pingosaurus) March 23, 2026
writing a gay sex scene into the third paragraph of my cover letter to see if they actually read it
— dj pauly d (@smellagillis) March 20, 2026
