S’exclama macron https://t.co/0FI8QtmdC3
— 🍂 (@Saazis30) April 3, 2026
Je sais pas si on se rend compte que même au plus fort de la détestation des Le Pen il n'y a jamais eu une idée pareille de mise en place.
— Guillaume feat. Poly (@guillaume-mvcdlm.bsky.social)2026-04-03T13:04:38.674Z
Le prénom Francis mdr et pk pas Frantrans
— jean d4rk cross bitume 🇵🇸 (@D4rkJean) April 3, 2026
– de LBD
— Polémix (@polemix) April 3, 2026
+ de CBD pic.twitter.com/kN5zK5putu
mon rêve Adjani 2027 s’écroule donc ce soir https://t.co/gFCHUbCmra
— Adalbéron Palatnįk (@adalberon_pala) April 2, 2026
À Toulouse ils ont pas un adjoint à la lutte contre la pauvreté, mais à la lutte contre les pauvres.
— Failure of web serveur bridge (@untreukuntrois.bsky.social)2026-04-03T10:37:58.012Z
i had an ex boyfriend threaten to publish my nudes when we broke up, so i published them myself with his threatening messages and tagged all his friends, relatives and potential new girlfriends. i think the boy still has whiplash from that plot twist.
— Jett 🜲 (@iky_fwjett) March 28, 2026
4yo is asking me if he can go to jail and I said “you have to wipe your own butt in jail” and he changed his mind
— Jamie (@spacej_me) March 29, 2026
face ID has recognized me in moments i wouldn’t have recognized myself
— The Frustrating Individual (@MILFmassacre) March 28, 2026
a woman accidentally said “fuck” in a grocery store after dropping her phone and a kid standing behind her repeated it instantly.
— Freyy (@Freyy_is) April 1, 2026
she turned around absolutely horrified ready to apologize and the mother was crying.
her son is nonverbal and 10 years old and just said his first…
