at this weird age (43) where everyone in their 20s looks like a child and everyone my age is middle-aged. except me, i’m normal age

— Dan Douglas (@dandouglas) September 11, 2026

one time i couldn’t reach a book on the top shelf at the bookstore and i was too shy to talk to an employee so i put in an online order and came back an hour later to pick it up :/

— addie (@idyllicdreamss) September 12, 2026

Me on my way to another city because i was too shy to tell the driver to stop pic.twitter.com/fLtJk2KjM2

— 4k™ (@geeblaq4k) September 11, 2026

I’ll never forget when a nigga asked me on a bowling date and pulled up with his own shoes & ball.

— luckylibra (@yumyumeg) September 11, 2026

Isn’t it funny that society has barely studied women’s health, but women still are living longer than men.

— 🦢 (@Fairyuxfhe) September 13, 2026

My mother talking down on women for not wanting to have kids but the enemy is closer than she thinks pic.twitter.com/fB67YKCKAT

— sugar spice⁷🩰🎀 (@mninenye) September 8, 2026

when I die and my life flashes before my eyes it’ll mostly just be me vacuuming my house

— angel 🙂 (@ministryofluvvv) September 12, 2026

my 2 year old started screaming nonoNO at the end of beauty and the beast when he turned back into a prince.

— allison harvard burke (@alliharvard) September 12, 2026

You adopted a cat and now you can't travel, get sick, die or be poor.

— kiesha (@kiesha9i) September 12, 2026

I have 3 elderly neighbors who live alone. I found it odd they have their garage doors open every morning. Turns out it's to let each other know they're not dead.

— Michigan Matt (@MichiganMattCPA) September 13, 2026