my friends are so lucky i can’t do a backflip, i would be so fucking annoyinggg

— 𓆩❤︎𓆪 (@mskmalibu) January 10, 2026

my homie in prison be making ai videos of himself doing normal shit like riding a bike lmao shit funny n sad as hell

— * (@BIGBABYGUCCI) January 10, 2026

Aliens are going to be super confused when they show up to overthrow our leaders and we're all happy and offer to help.

— Gramps (@GrandpaHarris65) January 10, 2026

Hungry https://t.co/ET0sBI5sh0

— Aanand (@aanand) January 9, 2026

If you watch Jaws backwards, it is a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to people who need them.

— Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) January 9, 2026

Whoever invented the “skip intro” button really understood humans.

— Not Today Eric (@NotTodayEric) January 11, 2026

Still hard to believe that access to infinite information made us dumber

— Books Behind Borders (@MHTruthUltra) January 9, 2026

Je ne comprends pas comment on peut continuer à soutenir des gars qui abusent d’enfants ou de jeunes adolescents(es). On leur laisse des émissions de télé ou même la tête de pays. Vous êtes fous.

— Madame Nin (@TolergueNina) January 15, 2026