“You’re a weirdo if you end friendships over politics” was always the lamest fucking take I’ve ever heard. Your politics are a reflection of your values and god forbid I only want people with actual morals in my life
— Katie (@KayTeeeOh) January 24, 2026
This morning my daughter said her ear hurt and I said on the inside or outside, so she walks out the front door, comes back in and says both.
— єℓαιηє (@elainesim28) January 28, 2026
Moments like this has me wondering if I’m saving too much for college.
Tonight at Walmart, I watched a 5 year old boy ask a little girl if he could hug her because he liked her sweater.
— goma (@soigomaa) January 24, 2026
She said, "No."
He smiled, "Okay! I like your sweater. Bye!" and ran back to his dad.
To his dad, he proudly said:
"I didn't hug her because she said no… but I…
I once left the man I loved because he couldn't drive to get me a packet of painkillers when I had a severe migraine. I had to drive myself. I saw a future of suffering ahead for me and any children.
— 𝒶rα˚˖𓍢ִ໋ (@yslmammi) January 23, 2026
You are better off free to find someone who possesses empathy. And you will.
My siblings had a fight once and it went like this
— staxxx🦅 (@papiwontmiss) January 26, 2026
Lucas: “Anything that comes out of your mouth is stupid!”
Sam: “Lucas.”
To this day I still laugh out loud in inappropriate settings because I randomly think of it.
this girl from my school got married and she hasnt posted a single picture of the guy she married. shes on her honeymoon now and still its just her pictures. what an icon
— ☆ (@samacoree) January 23, 2026
made a pizza and sliced it like a psychopath because i remembered i have free will and can do whatever i want pic.twitter.com/MKVKnQdyE0
— Nes 🎨 (@feydemon) January 26, 2026
I overhear a man talking about women being difficult on their periods and I'm about to tell him the main hormone running through our bodies during menstruation is testosterone
— 🦢 (@damnidc__) January 24, 2026
My grandma tries to avoid her neighbor who has a crush on her. This is the exchange they just had:
— staxxx🦅 (@papiwontmiss) January 24, 2026
Him: have you eaten dinner yet
Her: I don't eat.
My teenage nephew told me he asked a girl out and she turned him down. I said, "You know what to do now, right?" He said, "I know I know keep trying" and I said "NO. LEAVE HER ALONE. She gave you an answer." He was shocked. NO ONE had told him that before. TEACH. YOUR. BOYS.
— goma (@soigomaa) January 23, 2026
