my wife waiting for me to open up a video she sent me while we're in the same room pic.twitter.com/ZAXEOV9LGg
— Trophy Husband 🏆 (@Brian_onX) March 28, 2026
face ID has recognized me in moments i wouldn’t have recognized myself
— The Frustrating Individual (@MILFmassacre) March 28, 2026
The worst thing you can do while cleaning is sit down to check your phone for a minute.😭
— 𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ (@muheediva01) March 29, 2026
4yo is asking me if he can go to jail and I said “you have to wipe your own butt in jail” and he changed his mind
— Jamie (@spacej_me) March 29, 2026
a woman accidentally said “fuck” in a grocery store after dropping her phone and a kid standing behind her repeated it instantly.
— Freyy (@Freyy_is) April 1, 2026
she turned around absolutely horrified ready to apologize and the mother was crying.
her son is nonverbal and 10 years old and just said his first…
at my great grandpas funeral my mom explained we were going to bury him and my sister asked where the shovels were https://t.co/Cng6m0VRwG
— Xtine (normie in training) (@X_tinek) April 1, 2026
Je viens de trouver une centaine de kilos de courgettes dans le sac de Rima Hassan alors que c’est pas encore la saison 😡😡😡 cette femme est HORS SOL
— jean d4rk cross bitume 🇵🇸 (@D4rkJean) April 2, 2026
L’Avocat n’a accès à rien du tout en GAV, mais Le Parisien live tweet la GAV qui est toujours en cours.
— Alceste (@MaitreAlceste) April 2, 2026
C’est prodigieux. https://t.co/smpapXSBeu
🚨 FLASH 🚨
— Boudchat (@Boudchat) April 2, 2026
Xavier Dupont de Ligonnès retrouvé dans le sac de Rima Hassan pendant sa GAV pic.twitter.com/NbycAUhBPA
Ils n’ont toujours pas retrouvé la dignité d’Aurore Berger dans le sac de Rima Hassan par contre
— Eliakhÿnn Novëa (@eliakhynn) April 2, 2026
