there’s a lot but my favorite is when my mother found out my father was cheating on her she started putting laxatives in his food and convinced him he had gotten an STD
— ro 🦋🌊 (@shinomeoww) April 1, 2026
Got kicked out of the house at 15 because she went to Woodstock without permission, was the only girl at her highschool dating a black guy during the Civil Rights movement and would hangout in the colored bathrooms, came to AZ because she threw a dart at a map. A true badass. https://t.co/PpE82X2mkz
— 𝕤𝕒𝕥𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕡𝕚𝕔𝕖 (@satan_spice) April 3, 2026
One night walking home from the train, and saw my mom holding hands walking with a random man.
— READY (@officersD0WN) April 3, 2026
I start to walk in her direction, and i notice he’s blind.
Fresh out of work, tired as sht – there she was, holding his hand even as the germophobe she is. https://t.co/D0PRyPDEhk
My mum once seen a man hitting his partner and while others just looked she walked over and punched him straight in the face. He left and mum sat with the woman until the ambulance arrived https://t.co/ob853lD6Wn
— melissa (@ArtistAffame) April 3, 2026
elle a eu deux mecs et les deux ont déménagé en france pour elle #queenhttps://t.co/XtEDlpjQAU
— ellie ❄️ (@elliie_coptere) March 31, 2026
generationally mentally ill loud gemini redhead who got held up when working at a mcdonald's in her twenties and laughed when they held a gun to her point blank https://t.co/CDQvua8Gm7
— Sarah Everett (@goddammitsarah) March 31, 2026
Elle passait la cocaïne du cartel espagnol par la douane https://t.co/ihHOqtNG7D
— L'abominable Lisa 🏳️⚧️ (@Wub_Wolf) April 2, 2026
Got polio as a child, spine twisted in three different planes, had a heart attack during breakfast and just toughed it out, gave birth to four kids who were a foot taller than her, told a bank robber to go fuck himself when he tried to stick her up, Sharon was built different ❤️ https://t.co/0XpVgxguX8
— Mike (@hammerito) April 1, 2026
She became the sole provider of her family at 17, secured a central govt job when working women were rare. Continued to provide for us, had sensible financial planning to build up savings, built a house and saw that both her daughters were educated and settled well. https://t.co/ZilLIhkOMT
— Green T ☕️ (@geetmh) April 1, 2026
Ne dites plus Micro Pénis dites court-sur-paff
— Funkyann42 (@Funkyann42) March 28, 2026
