Dog owners: This is the goodest dog, my best friend
— kiesha (@kiesha9i) August 30, 2026
Cat owners:This is my goblin child, evil incarnate, I've never loved anything more
"Congratulations guys the company made 45 million this week " pic.twitter.com/hPJgIX9Wvq
— Msizi (@msiziworld) August 23, 2026
I want to start a cat cafe with only naughty cats. Customers shall be fighting for their lives to keep their food on their plates. I want them to have to keep their hands hovering over their glasses of water. I want their meal to have a challenge to it
— kiesha (@kiesha9i) August 28, 2026
lmfao, y’all had ONE job with this release date 😭 https://t.co/81pR052UYc
— k a r y. (@itsKARY_) August 26, 2026
i love when pets just make up Rules and their humans are like "oh, fine." my cat has a bedtime & he won't go to sleep until we do. every night at 10:30 he starts trying to herd us up the stairs. & now we, two grown ass humans, adhere to the bedtime of a 12 pound cat.
— kiesha (@kiesha9i) August 28, 2026
"dick measuring contest" implies the winner is not the one with the biggest dick, but whoever measures most accurately
— Cyn 🔸⏸️ (@cynlioness) August 30, 2026
You don’t actually have to be good at your hobbies. You’re allowed to just enjoy them and suck at them.
— G. F. Allen (@AuthorGFAllen) August 30, 2026
Can't believe ikea waited 13 steps to let me know I needed a wife pic.twitter.com/PJB51L1STJ
— R (@rjb_1998) August 31, 2026
I may regret this pic.twitter.com/bZwdSAHKRK
— Grace (@mhdgrace) August 28, 2026
i absolutely hate when a book gets a movie adaptation and they change the cover of the books in store so they no longer have the original cover
— veah | SQUID DAY🦑🫶🏾 (@adorbzveah) August 31, 2026
