osez me dire droit dans les yeux qu’on ne vit pas dans une société misogyne et patriarcale https://t.co/1F0fduZGNt
— 𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚒ʷᵃᵗᵉʳ ✧ ⵙⴻⵏⵉ (@senintendo) January 20, 2026
Franchement je serai aussi gêné de devoir pisser là-dedans que de voir quelqu'un le faire. #Uritrottoirpic.twitter.com/lQjhzzjVlr
— Pat le Gob (@PatleGob) August 11, 2018
Ma fille qui pose avec la fève que j’ai mise moi-même dans sa part pour éviter un caprice de merde car je suis à bout pic.twitter.com/JO1nnL0Cb1
— Sophie Binet Stan Account (@ClementPoursain) January 16, 2026
Les collégiens sont très imaginatifs pour exprimer leur envie de chier, je viens d'entendre « J'AI LE TITANIC DANS LES FEEEEEESSES »
— Léa passion haine (@leapassionhaine) January 16, 2026
Got a new chair, but my 8yo prefers the box it came in, and I didn't know he was part cat
— meghan (@deloisivete) January 16, 2026
Hahaha! When our daughter was 5, my husband flew with her (w/o me) and the TSA guy asked her, "Who is this that you're flying with?" and she replied with his first name and nothing else. With prompting, she acknowledged he was her dad, but for a brief moment, he was like 😬.
— Kelley K (@KelleyKga) January 15, 2026
POV la crèche me rend mon bébé : "il a pas dormi il a pas mangé il nous a pissé dessus deux fois" https://t.co/M5Uyb3HXLx
— Psycholégiste ⚖️🧠 (@Anthropolegiste) January 19, 2026
À chaque fois que ma gamine est malade, je dois inscrire un mot dans le carnet d’absence, et je cherche toujours les mots d’excuse qui lui mettront le plus la honte.
— ⭐️Victorine de La PaM⭐️ (@VScrignac) January 19, 2026
Là j’ai mis « diarrhée scandaleuse ».
My child wants breakfast. I give him 8 choices for breakfast. He wants none of these choices. He asks for a cereal he has never asked for in 7 years. I do not have said cereal. He does not like toast. He liked toast yesterday. When will this end.
— The gal (@Sturgeworld) January 19, 2026
my toddler has decided she doesn’t like beans, which is fine, but the funny part is that I can use that to sell her almost any soup. “do you want some of this soup? It has NO beans!” and she says “no beans? oh yes mommy” 😆
— mrs. dobbins ☕️🪶 (@mrsdobbins_) January 19, 2026
