Every fall my husband likes to tell me what year the college freshmen were born, and I regret to inform you that we are up to 2008
— meghan (@deloisivete) August 29, 2026
Can't believe ikea waited 13 steps to let me know I needed a wife pic.twitter.com/PJB51L1STJ
— R (@rjb_1998) August 31, 2026
I may regret this pic.twitter.com/bZwdSAHKRK
— Grace (@mhdgrace) August 28, 2026
My auntie ashes just flew in my face I hope dat wasn't her pussy
— L☆VIE ᥫ᭡ (@thereallovieee) August 30, 2026
Some of you are too young to know what it was like to take a bunch of pictures and wait two weeks to find out they all sucked
— Shannon (@gardengirl125) August 28, 2026
i absolutely hate when a book gets a movie adaptation and they change the cover of the books in store so they no longer have the original cover
— veah | SQUID DAY🦑🫶🏾 (@adorbzveah) August 31, 2026
The year I was born is getting a little far back on that fucking scrolly thing…
— Gramps (@GrandpaHarris65) August 29, 2026
In western culture, a young white man traditionally signals his entry into upper middle class society by making a trip to Japan
— gabe (@allgarbled) August 29, 2026
Whoever designed wet wipe packs where you pull one out and 4 come out with it, you should’ve been in charge of ATM'S.
— mommy sha (@Shamonix_) August 27, 2026
I officially came out to my entire family and my grandmother told me "it's so good that you're a lesbian, finally someone who won't bring stupid men to the house" hahahaha
— Alevvi Tum 🌿 (@toronjalesbina) August 29, 2026
