i'm gonna get one of these and get my boyfriend one of these so we can pretend i'm in prison when we facetime https://t.co/JacKTQj7wm
— roxy demento (@falseroxy) January 17, 2026
My husband texted me to tell me it's all over between us.
— єℓαιηє (@elainesim28) January 18, 2026
Imagine my relief when he sent me a further text, when he explained that he had sent that message to the wrong person!
Called my mom for advice and now we’re just arguing this is insane
— Hustlanani (@hustlanani) January 17, 2026
on my way to a meetup i initiated when i was in an extraverted mood pic.twitter.com/meMaIf2TOI
— Hadas Weiss (@weiss_hadas) January 15, 2026
Staying with a friend who is bald.
— Jeff Watters (@jeffreywatters) January 17, 2026
A detail that became salient this morning when I hopped in the shower and realized there was no shampoo.
Dear people who can fall asleep easily, I hate you a little bit.
— Kristen (@Kica333) January 16, 2026
I know I’m about 100 years behind general society, but I have a dishwasher for the first time in my life, and OMG what a fucking game changer. I’m washing stuff for the lols.
— swannface (@Vix_79) January 17, 2026
can someone please explain to me how someone gets 8 hours of sleep, 10,000 steps a day, goes to work, maintains good hygiene, cleans their house, exercises, takes care of their animals, and has time for hobbies and socializing? cause i feel like this is also propaganda.
— 🤠 (@heavensbvnny) January 20, 2026
en plus d'être une violence inouï (vous l'avez) devinez qui a exclu avec? (les mères ) https://t.co/bHcF68gkEX
— Ebibi (@EbibiGlass) January 22, 2026
Je trouve que l'idée de la SNCF d'interdire des wagons aux enfants n'est pas si scandaleuse que ça. D'ailleurs, ça fait longtemps que Cnews pratique le "NO KIDS" à certains de ses étages et ça ne choque personne. pic.twitter.com/OBWf6kdIgT
— Soeur Foune (@SoeurFoune) January 22, 2026
