👉Et, puis, qu'est-ce, selon cette PPL, qu'une "tenue destinée à dissimuler la chevelure" ?
— Nicolas Cadène 🌍 (@ncadene) January 22, 2026
Qu'en sera-t-il des bonnets si les mineures en froid ? De leur capuche s'il pleut ? D'une perruque ?
👉On ne rêve pas : cela est débattu à l'Assemblée nationale.
👉On est en Absurdie.
Qui plus est, il y a erreur de cible.
— Nicolas Cadène 🌍 (@ncadene) January 22, 2026
👉La PPL prétend "protéger l’enfant"… mais elle confond contrainte, autorisation et choix.
👉Elle interdit en bloc — au lieu de viser les situations de coercition.
Or…
asked my cousin to pick up samosas for a dinner i’m hosting. he asked how many people. i said 11. he brought 11 samosas.
— 〰️ (@cachedeposits) January 17, 2026
Me driving to work at 6am because I was too shy to start a YouTube channel 10 years ago pic.twitter.com/YLu8RgvrR1
— duck (@ExtremeBlitz__) January 15, 2026
This whole “having a job” thing is really getting in the way of me living my best life.
— Stelynn (@Lifeofstelynn) January 15, 2026
Me leaving my house at 8:07 am hoping I make it to work by 7:30am: pic.twitter.com/lI7HNt8F42
— DammyAyo💕 (@dartgurlie) January 16, 2026
Adding geologist to my resume after hitting rock bottom
— Fallon (@filthtofilth) January 19, 2026
Its been 4 years since my job interview. I'm beginning to suspect they chose someone else. 😂
— David (@latte147) January 15, 2026
Guy at work farted in the office so bad that we all cleared out and when we had a meeting about how people need to go outside to fart from here on, absolutely nobody laughed or even smiled. It was a fart so bad it made the entire concept of farts unfunny for all of us
— octopus/caveman (@octopuscaveman) January 20, 2026
It’s 3:30pm. Wife and I just ate dinner.
— Steve Olivas (@steveolivas) January 17, 2026
If we get any older, we’ll have to start eating our meals yesterday.
