does my dog think my foot is like an extra hand when im petting him with it or does he think its like insanely disrespectful
— feefee (@fawnpilled__) April 25, 2026
Shooting my husband for being unable to open a jar, like a lamed racehorse
— 🔎Al🔍 (@SweatieAngle) April 26, 2026
searching frantically for my phone in the dark at 4:30am. calling it didn't yield any noise. eventually I realized I must leave for my flight without it, and picked up my cat to say goodbye. the phone was under the cat and he's fat enough to muffle the sound
— Adriana Porter Felt (@__apf__) April 24, 2026
bro why is my cat trying to gaslight me into thinking he hasn't eaten
— dior ✞ (@deeore5) April 25, 2026
How many animals did humans have to try and ride before we found out horses were cool with it?
— Jum (@JesterJum) April 23, 2026
i understand why cats just sit and stare at nothing
— ٌ (@belongstogreen) April 26, 2026
my husband better cry at our wedding or his side of the family is not eating
— miia (@miiagarro) April 24, 2026
It’s interesting growing up and realizing that most adults are not very bright. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn’t know that the situation was this serious.
— ✞ (@justin5star) April 24, 2026
I do not have a cat. I’ve never had a cat, and yet this cat came by randomly (no idea where from) and came into my house. Do I now have a cat? Is that how it works? pic.twitter.com/nTT6wSgNMQ
— Sara Mary ⭐❤️ (@saniyafatma1278) April 25, 2026
Doctor: Why did you take your antibiotic at 6AM. when I told you 10AM?
— Roro ☃ (@RoRoFli) April 24, 2026
Me : I wanted to surprise the bacteria
Doctor: pic.twitter.com/DW4LmFMy7j
