imagine you go bowling by yourself
— hopecore (@dailyhopecores) September 12, 2026
then you go sit down
but it’s your turn again
one time i couldn’t reach a book on the top shelf at the bookstore and i was too shy to talk to an employee so i put in an online order and came back an hour later to pick it up :/
— addie (@idyllicdreamss) September 12, 2026
Me on my way to another city because i was too shy to tell the driver to stop pic.twitter.com/fLtJk2KjM2
— 4k™ (@geeblaq4k) September 11, 2026
my 2 year old started screaming nonoNO at the end of beauty and the beast when he turned back into a prince.
— allison harvard burke (@alliharvard) September 12, 2026
Had a memory from high school of not wanting to learn how to edit/figure out the timing to do a split screen, so we just put up black tape in the middle of a room pic.twitter.com/2x5vT0IzNc
— Erick Lorinc 🎃 (@ErickLorinc) September 11, 2026
i think ducks are severely underappreciated for being able to walk, swim, and fly while somehow looking mediocre at all three
— 🤠 (@heavensbvnny) September 13, 2026
So apparently, my dog and I wear the same shoe size 😂🥲 pic.twitter.com/JeQUNLGaOn
— Chizzy🌻 (@ayam_Chizzy) September 10, 2026
the blood in your boner has been in your heart and thats really beautiful
— may 🐈⬛💤 (@meowermay) September 10, 2026
at this weird age (43) where everyone in their 20s looks like a child and everyone my age is middle-aged. except me, i’m normal age
— Dan Douglas (@dandouglas) September 11, 2026
Don’t invite me nowhere with chairs that don’t have a back to it.
— 𝙶𝚊𝚠𝚞𝚔𝚊 𝚔𝚊𝙼𝚐𝚎𝚐𝚎𝚍𝚕𝚊 (@Somlimokazi) September 11, 2026