I had a roommate burst into tears in front of me because me being in the room impeded the free movement of her cat. She kicked me out two weeks later. https://t.co/jkDlQiMCiE

— kate wehwalt (@mcmansionhell) April 14, 2026

I still have a video of my house mate burning the fence in my backyard one random Saturday morning just because he wanted to see something burn.
This was after he quit his job at Tesco to become a professional poker player. https://t.co/114nAF2CcX

— Leo Dasilva (@SirLeoBDasilva) April 13, 2026

I lived in a house with random people from Craigslist for a semester and one guy covered his room in rock climbing holds and you’d walk by and he’d just be casually perched up on the wall watching anime porn https://t.co/ymuJgqgmRq

— Midwest Modern (@JoshLipnik) April 14, 2026

i had a roommate try to summon a demon in our house once https://t.co/KFD093ITip

— Miyu 🦥 (@miyuyus_) April 12, 2026

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roommate put a fiji water bottle full. and i mean full. of cum in our shared freezer during my freshman year 🤩 https://t.co/8jiZVyZRj9

— x – kat⁵⁸⁷¹ comms open (@kgxrv) April 12, 2026

https://t.co/o5Oh4pqyaVpic.twitter.com/nrNu0VMpYv

— ethical hater (@DijahSB) April 12, 2026

j’ai dit « au revoir merci » à un distributeur automatique

— Ilyes ⵣ (@6nMabuchi) April 7, 2026

Je viens de faire un 67 en passant devant une école les petits ont PÉTÉ LES PLOMBS et commencer à hurler SIX SEVEN à toute berzingue dans la cour et la maîtresse m’a grondé en me disant « mais ça va pas la tête ?! Vous avez quel âge » PTDRRRRRRRR

— PRAVDA (@voiledencre) April 10, 2026

personne a remarqué quand jt au plus bas mais bizarrement tt le monde a remarqué quand j’ai peter dans l’amphi ok 👍

— #Deep (@meayrd) April 10, 2026

https://t.co/OULcJphQqcpic.twitter.com/RITyOzN76k

— Maes 🪁 (@maesenhess) April 12, 2026