when ur mean to me this is who ur insulting btw https://t.co/OQPmFFefMC
— horse (@horsetwting) April 19, 2026
horses always clopping. just walk normally. fucking idiots.
— cow (@cowincrisis) April 30, 2026
life goin downhill but we ball pic.twitter.com/PdrzxTPmPe
— horse (@horsetwting) April 6, 2026
ketchup isn’t available… what are you putting on this? pic.twitter.com/n4bbENasm8
— cow (@cowincrisis) April 9, 2026
— horse (@horsetwting) April 22, 2026
the grass is literally greener on the other side i can fucking see it pic.twitter.com/DD70UidD8P
— cow (@cowincrisis) March 27, 2026
i’m so horny i could fuck a horse
— cow (@cowincrisis) April 22, 2026
How many animals did humans have to try and ride before we found out horses were cool with it?
— Jum (@JesterJum) April 23, 2026
I do not have a cat. I’ve never had a cat, and yet this cat came by randomly (no idea where from) and came into my house. Do I now have a cat? Is that how it works? pic.twitter.com/nTT6wSgNMQ
— Sara Mary ⭐❤️ (@saniyafatma1278) April 25, 2026
searching frantically for my phone in the dark at 4:30am. calling it didn't yield any noise. eventually I realized I must leave for my flight without it, and picked up my cat to say goodbye. the phone was under the cat and he's fat enough to muffle the sound
— Adriana Porter Felt (@__apf__) April 24, 2026
